dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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