how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
