The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
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hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
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I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.