Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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