I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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