Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Randomize