I heard we made out
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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