I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
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the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
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I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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