dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
accomplished twins. life is a go
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
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Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
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IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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