So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
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all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
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As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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