i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
he shaved USA in his pubs
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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