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I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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