You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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