the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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