quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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