I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
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some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
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be right there i have to get my cape
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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