So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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