you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
thus making me awesome and them whores
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
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i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
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Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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