sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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