Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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