Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
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I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
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From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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