shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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