It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
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Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
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Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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