I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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