There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
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