She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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