So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
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Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
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He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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