Kiss
Puke
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
It's never too late to be topless.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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