I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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