this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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