If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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