i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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