OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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