I'm eating all of the evidence.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
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Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
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I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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