drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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