was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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