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I'm eating all of the evidence.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
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