remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
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I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
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i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related