I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
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Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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