One girl and one boy is just not enough.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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