wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
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Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
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He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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