He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
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i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
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I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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