so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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