Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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