if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
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organizing the empties. That sober.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
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I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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