Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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