can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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