I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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