wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
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I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
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Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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