If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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