Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
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The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
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Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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