Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
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I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
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Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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