Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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