Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
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He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
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Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Randomize