That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Its about making memories worth repressing
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
