she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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